Sex Gets Better with Age!!

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We know what we are doing now, so no more awkward fumbling beneath the sheets!

It’s about love now, and that makes everything “special”!

No more dating for me! I have what I want and have access whenever and where ever!

The Veracity: Men are like hunters in the wild, out for that next kill. Every hunt is different, some are easy and you get you catch quickley while others take longer and often lead to nothing.
Now men in relationships are still that mighty hunter, only now they have been given access to a grocery store. The hunter is exstatic with joy! All the food I want!! Don’t have to go out into the wild anymore!! But soon the hunter finds that his grocery store has odd hours of operation, not really a set schedule – just when it feels like being open. Also, his grocery store is talking about instituting a membership policy, a contract if you will, that says he may not hunt for food anymore and has to get his groceries FROM THIS STORE ALONE!!! Our hunter friend is worried. He likes hunting but the grocery store is much more convienent, although the selection does not vary often. In the end our hunter chooses the grocery store because he is lazy and realizes that one cannot hunt forever. It is a wise choice, if you like to eat.