Having two kids is going to save me a bundle! I already have everything the kid needs: toys, clothes, bottles…..
It will be great for my son to have a playmate. I will just kick back while my son teaches my new little boy the ropes, he will be like a mentor!
It is going to be fun taking trips to the store now: no extra seat in the back of the car and they both can help me pick things out.
My three bedroom house was feeling a bit empty, it will be nice to fill that extra room up.
The Veracity: This is scary as shit. Two kids means that they both have to sit by a door while in the car (which every parent knows means death in an accident), two of them screaming for shit they don’t need and won’t want when we get home from the store. Two kids not eating a damn thing for dinner but begging later for a snack. Another daycare bill, great. No storage room for MY displaced shit anymore. Oh, and we are having a girl so all of my sons hand-me-downs are worthless. Actually, this should be fun.
HEY! It’s a girl!?! So now we have a boy & a girl added to our clan! Sweet!
Dude…it’s not ALL doom & gloom. Trust me, things all work out and I’m sure she will be beautiful and she’ll torture you in the same way that Ava does me.
Good luck with that. LOL
P.S. We have extra clothes. Don’t worry about it…
Your killing the comedy brother! Trust me, I’m really not taking this whole ” parenthood” thing to serious. I am sure it will blow over soon.
Clothes… where were going, we don’t need clothes!
Let ‘em run round naked – it’s much more cost effective, even though the cops tell me different!
At least they don’t have you outnumbered yet…