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Owning a house is the best investment you can make. Over time the value of a home is going to rise, thus making you money.
Home repairs are a cinch, quick and easy! Really there is no better way to unite a family than a home improvement project. That’s why the Amish are always building barns, they have a strong belief in family values.
There is no better feeling than standing on your property and realizing” this is my land”. A sense of ownership makes the home life more relaxing.
The way you decorate your house is a the best way for people to discover “who” you are.
The Veracity: If you bought a house in the last ten years you got totally fucked up in the last 6 months. You buy a house for more than it is worth only to dump a shitload of money into it with improvements. That money is gone. The person you sell your house to (at a significant loss) is going to tear all that shit out anyways. It is fucked up that we all feel better about ourselves when we walk into someone elses house and it is messier than our own. I am in a family of 8. My shit breaks, I am a fucking orphan.
I’m ready to burn the place! My damned furnace broke last week. I haven’t fixed it yet, since TAX-YOU-UP-THE-ASS season is here. My house is totally personalized… everything is broken!
Orphan, huh? Whatever Frank…you know you can borrow my ladder any time you want to.
The joke people is that “her” ladder, is actually MY ladder. But hey, this sis can use my tile saw any time she pleases.