The second kid is a breeze…

 

Having two kids is going to save me a bundle! I already have everything the kid needs: toys, clothes, bottles…..

 

It will be great for my son to have a playmate. I will just kick back while my son teaches my new little boy the ropes, he will be like a mentor!

 

It is going to be fun taking trips to the store now: no extra seat in the back of the car and they both can help me pick things out.

 

My three bedroom house was feeling a bit empty, it will be nice to fill that extra room up.

 

The Veracity: This is scary as shit. Two kids means that they both have to sit by a door while in the car (which every parent knows means death in an accident), two of them screaming for shit they don’t need and won’t want when we get home from the store. Two kids not eating a damn thing for dinner but begging later for a snack. Another daycare bill, great. No storage room for MY displaced shit anymore. Oh, and we are having a girl so all of my sons hand-me-downs are worthless. Actually, this should be fun.

The Joys of Home Ownership

 

Photo Provided By Bill Bailey

 

Owning a house is the best investment you can make. Over time the value of a home is going to rise, thus making you money.

 

Home repairs are a cinch, quick and easy! Really there is no better way to unite a family than a home improvement project. That’s why the Amish are always building barns, they have a strong belief in family values.

 

There is no better feeling than standing on your property and realizing” this is my land”. A sense of ownership makes the home life more relaxing.

 

The way you decorate your house is a the best way for people to discover “who” you are.

 

The Veracity: If you bought a house in the last ten years you got totally fucked up in the last 6 months. You buy a house for more than it is worth only to dump a shitload of money into it with improvements. That money is gone. The person you sell your house to (at a significant loss) is going to tear all that shit out anyways. It is fucked up that we all feel better about ourselves when we walk into someone elses house and it is messier than our own. I am in a family of 8. My shit breaks, I am a fucking orphan.